Not quite what I had in mind when I wrote this, but still…

“This just broke my brain.”

“You win the Internet.”

“WTH?!?!?”

These are some of the reactions from my friends when they found out that a poem from Poisoned Apples was being used in a breast enlargement cream advertisement on eBay India.

My friend Debbie Nathan parsed the ad into a brand new poem that’s pretty good:

 From envying the college girl
with perfect set of breast
to being mocked as breastless
till date. That’s a lot
you’ve been through
The New Beauty Skin Breast Enlarging cream
promises your feminine right.

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